Ok, Spiel vorverlegt auf heute ins Bürgerheim.
Bob: Ok Jim - the first game outside their hometurf in the Altdorf Oldbowl Jim, do you think this will hinder the Reavers performance after two stunning victories in this 2521/2522 Season?
Jim: No way Bob, they are playing on a boat, a boat! Watssis name again, unsinkable 3? Well however, Rain is pouring down like we were in some backwater bretonnian mudpitch in Moussilon.
Bob: Mousillon eh? Say hi to your cousins ey!
Jim: I shure will, but whats that, the ref is going mad, arguing with one player each, well, they had it coming and are now polishing the planks with their teeth. Polishing teeth... he he he.
Bob: Aaah boring Game so far but whats that, Hakflem is going for it aaaand again aaaand Touchdown for the fish, sharks, rat things whatever.
Jim; Now a two turn offence for the reavers, they are in the game!
Bob: aaah and they are pushing hard on one side, but whats that? A blitz on the Ball Carrier and pushing him outside the scoring range? Yeah whatever, but a hand of on a blitzer and two burts of speed, but he tripped on the first attempt. One Foot in front of the other - whats so difficult about that?!?
Jim: I am asking the same thing.
Bob: Second half now... Can the Reavers live up to their expectations? Now whats that, the ball carrier gets blocked by a gobbo, how does he squirm through all those players? And whats that, he smacks the Carrier? Now thats a sight to behold...
Jim: Now the Reavers get angry, they got the Ball, loose it, a skaven picks it up and is sacked again! Wheres Hakflem anyway?
Bob; He run his head against a Lineman and they both were carried of the pitch!
Jim: What? I did not see this coming? How?
Bob: Nevermind, Jim, just one squealing rat. Whats the fuss about it.
Jim: Now whats that, nearly the end of game, a Snotling runs of with the Ball, because the Ballcarrier borged down itself ? And theres the Blitz, little Bugger had it coming. And whats that - an accurate pass - the 3rd in this game? It seems that the Human Thrower beefed up their passing skill! And now - the Catch aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Touchdown for the Reavers!
Bob: The underworld have on turn left, but they mingle something and knock one player down... so their plans are spoiled.
Jim: well the Reavers clearly underperformed today. Only a draw and had the winnig TD right on their sorry unable feet!
Bob: Well a draw at least, and now they get of this blasted shi(thole)p anyway. Wait, i hear something ... its the coach and it sounds like "miiiiiiiiimimimi".
