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Reikland Reavers vs Miss Pussy Galores Flying Circus
« am: Dezember 08, 2021, 07:58:26 »
Jim: Aaaaaah Match Time
Bob: At last - this years "Everybodys Darling" - the Reikland Reavers
Jim: And what a sight to behold - 14 Players available
Bob: Against Frogs... which are Clearly the Underdogs. What do we see here, Mercenary Linemen and MECHTHILD - HOI MECHTHILD COME OVER HERE YOU LITTLE BIRDY!!!
Jim: We dont do things like that anymore....
Bob: Well what wait? Since when?
Jim: ... anyway, back to the Altdorf Oldbowl. The Reavers must win this if they want to hang in there for the fist place which is currently blocked - Blocked he he he - by the Undead of the Necromancer Bartosch...
Bob: Yeah. Tensions between these two teams are shurely rising in the next months.
Jim: BACK TO THE OLDBOWL now... 7000 Fans for the Reavers and a mere 4000 Fans for the Frog-Things, shurely things are heating up, and there is the Toss, and Reikland is forced in the offence. And whats that? The Ref was too close the the spectators and he got beaten up. Great! I think he needs to change his undergarments!
Bob: Everybody enjoyed that of course and now some fists flying and a mercenary frog is carried of the pitch - severly wounded. NICE!!
Jim: Now whats that, a pass, completion, that thrower is worth every penny and the humans push hard, TOUCHDOWN IN ROUND 5.
Bob: Now the Frog Things can score, ah whats happening there, the Ref is angry and argues with Blitzer Nr. 1 which is promptly placed head down in the mud. The Reaver Fans are outraged! This is unheard of - when you get the Ref, make shure he wont get up so easily! Typical Beginners Mistake!
Jim: Ah look down there, the Kroxigor crushes a Liner, he is still twitching, perhaps some Mechthild could wake him up. And now again, a solid Casualty and another KO! The Humans got that coming!
Bob: .. and the Frogs push hard, good tactic there on the humans, let the little bugger score a touchtown and mob up the rest, but the frog hide seems to be hard as a Ogreskull!
Jim: AAAAND TOUCHDOWN for the Circus. None of the KOs return on the Pitch and the large Team of the Reavers is now showing his worth. They even got their Halfling on the Pitch - the last resort!
Bob: Ah ... a deep Kick and again the Ref is arguing with a frog which is polishing his tonque with dirt! The Ref is furious! And the Reaver's Fans cheer!
Jim: I am not shure who is more brutal, the Kroxigor or the Ref?
Bob: Aaah i dont care but whats that, the Frogs cannot hand of the ball, a failed pass. And now its the Chance of the Reavers, leaving only one safety behind, they push hard - now get them! GO REAVERS!
Jim: But the little Frogs manage to get the ball and run of. Can they score? But the Kroxigor knocks out another human after drooling for 2 rounds! This giant lizard is dangerous!
Bob: Now the Humans get on the Ball Carrier, Halfling in front, he needs to rush. That worked and the Blitz - two rushes that worked too. The Human Coach seems to focus on extra lessons "HTWP".
Jim: Hit Them, Tackle Them, Wrestle Them, Pow Them? Sounds resonable!
Bob: Naaa... "How to walk properly"!
Jim: Boring stuff of utmost importance!
Bob: The the Ball Carrier wont go down, Frogs are coming for helb, but there he is finally sacked! The Ball is thrown in and whats that? The Catcher who scored fist, picks up the ball and runs for it.
Jim: he shure picks up speed, but whats that? Can the Frogs sack him? No, they cannot dodge free... And TOUCHDOWN Reavers in Turn 8. Rinhelm Renner makes up for his name!
Bob: What a game!
Jim: Luck was shurely on the Humans side this time. Again! But the Undead are coming.

TD 2:1
CAS 2:1
Income Reavers 75K
FF +1
Chosen Primary auf den 2. Fänger (Block)
MVP auf Liner Nr. 11 Random -> Frenzy
Liner Nr. 13 setzt aus und kauft eine Niggling
Aktuelles TV fürs nächste Spiel 1350

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