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Reikland Reavers vs Virgin Island Painkillers
« am: Februar 14, 2022, 17:45:06 »
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Re: Reikland Reavers vs Virgin Island Painkillers
« Antwort #1 am: Februar 16, 2022, 09:38:48 »
Bob: Aaaaand Matchtime....
Jim: The Reavers against some Halflings from anywhereisland...
Bob: Virgin Island... i could do with some Virgins right now! Especially Elven...
Jim: Wait, what? Not the time not the place! Its Matchtime and we are right in the Oberwald Lodge of the Altdorf Oldbowl, the fantastic stadium of the Reavers enjoying our share of the Griff Anniversary Edition Lager Beer and what a sight to behold. 10 Thousand Fans a living sea of white and blue.
Bob: And a small share of Anywhereisland-Fans, all there for the munchies....
Jim: Ah look there - The Halflings enlistet Mighty Zug! And some Bloodweiser! Hah, the Reavers could get a beating there!
Bob: Pah! Zug?!? The flimsy puppet is as weak as any Halfling. HOI COME HERE ZUG! SMELL MY FIST AND GO BACK TO MOOOOMY!!!
Jim: Alright, Kick off... The 'flings win the toss and they choose the Defence. Hmmm smells delicious, whats on the menue tonight? Norerollsupper for the Reavers. I bet they will swallow hard on this one!
Bob: And off we go! The Reavers push hard on both sides - ignoring Zug and the Trees and hitting one Flank with two Blitzer and one especially tackle-able lineman. Zug goes there too and the humans are knocked down. Typical brilliant Reaver Movement - they switch sides and score in Round 4! Viggo The Bard - the Human Quarterback - scores a Touchdown.
Jim: Timeout for whatever Reasons and now the Halflingsturn. The Beat up some Humans on the Line and whats that, they manage to secure the Ballcarrier with wild dodges? How nimble are they?
Bob: Are the Humans standing there drooling like Trolls? GO GRAB THEM BY THE HAIR, SPOON, WHATEVER!
Jim: Unbelievable the Flings manage again to dogde free and the get the equalizer in Turn 8.
Bob: Those hairy buggers... again on the offence. Now the Reavers are getting a beating, 3 KOs and 2 CAS at the Start of the second Half. With only 9 Players on the Pitch they can only watch when a fling is tossed and scores the lead for the Halflings!
Jim: Unheard of! The Reavers are now hard pressed! Only 4 Turns left and 1 Touchdown behind.
Bob: Even the Celestrial Wizards of the College of Magic are not satisfied - they conjure up puring rain to make things even harder and a deep kick right in the Reavers Endzone! Things are looking grim for the Posterboys from Altdorf!
Jim: But you see the brilliance of a team in difficult situations. All knocked-out Players return to the pitch. I call that brilliant team spirit! The pick up the Ball as if they have glue on their fingers and start working their way forward.
Bob: Now the Reavers punch some Flings in the Revovery Box at last and Viggo The Bard works his way slowly forward. Covered by the two Catcher and one Lineman they advance too slow on the side.
Jim: Cautious, Bob! One Tree won't move anymore, Zug and the other Tree try to put up some pressure but the Reavers are playing safe! Everybody takes one for the Team! True Heroes of Bloodbowl these Reavers!
Bob: And fine teamspirit is rightly rewarded - The Reavers equalize in Turn 8 of the 2nd half, again Viggo The Bard. This Man is awesome!
Jim: They will be singing songs about the bard tonight i swear!
Bob: What a Match. The Raiders have the one chance to fortifying their lead but the Reavers are still in the game!

CAS 2:2 mehr mit foulen. Aber immer nur BH!
TD 2:2 (lame!)
Income 70K für jeden
Level up: Ein Guard Blitzer kriegt den 2. gewählten Primary Skill Mighty Blow
Der Liner mit Sure Hands und Block erwürfelt Fend mit ner CAS und dem MVP
Der Werfer hat nun 8 SSP durch die beiden TD und würfelt mit dem Ligamanager auf der Agility - Leap.
Fans bleiben gleich - und expensive mistakes wurden vermieden dicke Kasse mit 235K

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Re: Reikland Reavers vs Virgin Island Painkillers
« Antwort #2 am: Februar 16, 2022, 12:44:40 »
Wie immer klasse der Jim & Bob Spielbericht  ;D

Das lief gestern schon sehr gut für die Flings, selbst als sich der Baum mit quadborgdown hingelegt hatte und der Ballcarrier anschließend umgehauen wurde (kleines Mimimi vom Halflingcoach).
War aber egal, der Hefty fing den Ball locker, so dass selbst da nichts passierte.
Ein Doppelskull der Humans zur Unzeit (Julian nahm den wirklich tapfer zur Kenntnis) verursachte dann in Turn 8 den Ausgleich.

Throw Team mate klappte in höchster Bedrängnis in der 2. Hälfte zum TD (wieder mit Completion für den Guard Baum, der hat's halt echt drauf mit Superben Pässen), so dass der Druck nun ganz bei den Menschen lag. Im Pouring rain, Ball in der eigenen Endzone und nur einem Roller auch nicht so einfach, aber immerhin konnten die Humans das Unentschieden noch retten.